Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
GOD
SNORT
HAHAHAHAH
I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…
> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
artistic recreation
OP, I loved this so much that I embroidered it
hi homestar runner tumblr! i decided to make the largest mashup i physically could featuring homestar and an anime ive never watched. please do enjoy as i took way too long editing this, heres the youtube link! https://youtu.be/jEHmDgBxWao
My friend: “God, have you been reading Steel Ball Run again?”
Me: “I don’t know what you’re ‘talking’ about”
My friend: "God, have you been reading 'House of Leaves' again?"
Me:
Gyro Zeppeli: “Huh…there’s something really odd about this ‘house’, isn’t there?”
Your friend: I thought you decided against the Problem Sleuth reread.
You don’t know how to respond to that. His tone is ambiguous. You hide your SMARTPHONE behind your back, and make a SHEEPISH EXPRESSION.
> Reader: Lv. 5 Conversanction: Savage Segue
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
We can be alike in dignity. We just don’t have to mention how little there is.
