Are your employers using poor naming conventions in their filenames, making it hard to find the right one? You may be untitled_2 financial compensation!

I heard that amputations sometimes leave people feeling the sort of neural “ghost” of the appendages afterward. But bottom surgery is such a different thing, I wonder if it has the same aftermath.

Turn your Solid Snake into the Phantom Peen.

*I pour the breakfast sludge into the pig trough*
Slop of the mornin’ to ya! Ahaha just a little breakfast joke. :)
*the pigs do not laugh*
Fuck. Back to the drawing board.

if you fuck with me in gonna sneak into your house and get your kids into ska punk.

yall ever think about how chick fil a’s mascots are like… semi-literate bovine racists

they are aware they are being raised for the slaughter, but rather than oppose meat as a whole, they throw another species in the same boat under the bus

wild